Here it comes you guys. Once again, I have been attacked by an abhorrent eight-legged aberration of nature in the privacy of my own home, in the comfort of my own couch! This is spiderpocalypse that I have dreaded since the day that I ran that spider down the disposal (To be fair, that still makes me laugh.) They are gathering, and in the coming storm, no one shall be safe. To prove the horrors that I have undergone, I include a photo of the hell-beast in question. (What do you mean, you can't see it! It's the brown spot next to my hand! No, not that one. The other one, right above... right... Yeah, that one! Above my hand. No? maybe you should get a magnifying glass.)
Anyways, let this serve as proof that I have never once exaggerated the horrors I go through on a practically hourly basis in this spider-pit I call home.
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